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Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
You make me wish I weren’t gay!
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: “Smile if you want to have sex with me.” Watch her smile!
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
What is long and hard, and right behind you?
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.
When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of
my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born,
the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!
Will you marry me for just one night?
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
Were do you hide your wings?
